Please, Don't Beat the Shit Out of Our Office Supplies

Posted by Sam / at 3:28 PM / /

[Note: this is an IT related post regarding the idiots that use computer labs. Don't be surprised when there's no food-related bitching here.]

Never mind that you never push in your chair when you leave and expect us to clean up after you. Never mind that you always leave a mess by the printers. Never mind that you ignore all the rules regarding food in the labs, then ignore us when we ask you to put the food away.

That stapler is for your benefit. Sure, it doesn't work that well, but don't beat the shit out of it, breaking it further and leaving bent staples everywhere. Hitting it and making a racket will not get you any closer to stapling your shitty screenplay. Be nice, it's not yours.

Christ, what the hell is wrong with you people?