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Posted by Sam / at 6:50 PM / /

A girl asks me to help her with something on a lab computer. Fine.

She shows me a list of very specific, simple instructions written by a professor on how to turn in an assignment.

"So...what do you need help with?" I asked.

"This," she replies as she points to the instructions.

I give her a condescending blank stare and start reading her the instructions out loud as she follows them.

Glad I could fucking help.

Then she asks me to help her with the latter part of the instructions, which involved coding a basic website with HTML using a template provided by the professor.

Trying to be courteous and do my job, I inquired as to what part of that she needed assistance with.

She asked, "Could you do this?"

Rather than express my reaction in regular, eye-pleasing text, I will do so with this:

Notice me not doing the other idiot's work.

So, yeah. I don't work to do your work. I work to teach you morons how to print/use photoshop/turn on a goddamn computer.

[Author's Note: I know I haven't been posting a lot of food-service oriented stuff lately, I'll try to remedy that soon.]